Ever dreamt of a home more opulent than a Kardashian pantry? A place where sunlight politely asks permission to enter, and squirrels wear tiny top hats while sipping champagne on your manicured lawn? Well, hold onto your monocle, darling, because we're about to embark on a tour of eight real estate listings that will make your bank account cry and your inner interior designer scream with glee (or possibly rage, depending on your financial situation).
Prepare to meet properties with more bathrooms than a Roman emperor's bathhouse, kitchens that would make Gordon Ramsay swoon, and backyards so spacious they could host Coachella (without the questionable fashion choices). We're talking wrap-around balconies that would shame a circus elephant, swimming pools more suited to mermaids than mere mortals, and living spaces so vast you could get lost in your own house (and possibly require a map and sherpa to find your way out).
So, buckle up, dear reader, for a journey through the world's most ridiculously expensive houses. Just remember, laughter is the best medicine (besides, you know, winning the lottery). Don't say we didn't warn you – house envy might just become your new middle name.
5 Bedroom Flat For Sale in Marylebone
Sub Penthouse, George Street, Marylebone W1H £3,450,000
A staggering, newly refurbished 8th floor apartment offering approximately 1,681 sq ft / 156 sqm of internal space with an additional 450 sqft 37 sqm of terraces. The apartment has a wrap around balcony and comes with 5 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms (3 en-suites).
There are two interconnecting reception rooms and a fully fitted kitchen. This is a popular portered block in Marylebone with ease of shopping access to nearby Oxford Street. Nearest tube stations is Marble Arch.
5 Bedroom Semi-Detached For Sale in Twickenham
South Western Road, St Margaret's £1,450,000
This most attractive house with unquestionable kerb appeal that has been comprehensively refurbished to a very high design specification and offers well-balanced accommodation over three spacious floors. The ground floor flows smoothly from the welcoming entrance hall and reception room at the front, through to a stunning light and airy kitchen and family room, providing almost 60ft of open plan living and entertaining space! The property benefits from underfloor heating, wonderful ceiling height, plenty of natural light and has clearly been remodelled with care. A bespoke and beautifully designed ‘Roundhouse‘ fitted kitchen and centre island adds to the high spec feel of this house. A wall of glass doors provide access and views into the pretty, family friendly west facing rear garden. In the summertime, the patio is the perfect place to enjoy the warm evening sun.
The first floor comprises a full width principal bedroom with fitted wardrobes, two further bedrooms and a modern family bathroom. Continuing up the stairs you‘ll be greeted by one of the most impressive upper floor conversions we have seen in recent years. The noticeably spacious landing is flooded with natural light and provides access to a further two double bedrooms (the back bedroom makes the perfect home office/study space), served by a fully tiled modern shower room, and there remains the potential for a walk-in dressing room with the option to add fitted wardrobes or built in furniture to taste. Turn-key properties of this type are incredibly rare. The house has an unquestionable air of quality and full of considered, inspiring touches, modern convenience and charm.
South Western Road is a location which simply sells itself. A quiet, family friendly no-through road offering direct access into the park, and strong sense of community whilst being perfectly placed to enjoy St Mags thriving village scene, including many independent cafes and boutique shops, and some of the best pubs and restaurants this side of the river. Offering a real feeling of light and space while being just a short connection to St Margarets mainline station this really is a special home in a wonderful location. From Richmond Bridge St. Margaret‘s is just a short amble down the St. Margaret‘s Road. The river and glorious expanses of Marble Hill Park mark the easterly boundary, while on the other side of the A316 St. Margaret‘s stretches as far as Talbot Road. With Moor Mead Park (home to the annual St. Margaret‘s Fair), riverside walks into Richmond and its outstanding local schools and thriving independent amenities, ‘St. Mags‘ really is every inch the urban village.
4 Bedroom Detached For Sale in Waltham Cross
Cuffley Hill, Goffs Oak, Hertfordshire, EN7 £1,200,000
A contemporary and remarkably versatile four bedroom property, boasting fantastic living accommodation across three floors, a secluded 0.9 acre plot leading on to private woodlands and a heated swimming pool. Once through the entrance lobby, you are greeted on the upper ground floor by spectacular open plan accommodation which has been well designed and includes a living room, kitchen / breakfast room, dining room, reception area and morning room. There are also two double bedrooms, a bathroom and W/C on this floor.
The centre piece of the ‘morning room‘ is the impressive spiral staircase that leads you down to the lower ground floor, which offers flexible living needs. This area is currently designed as a fourth guest bedroom / snug with a shower room.
Once upon the first floor, the galliard landing overlooks the open plan living area which truly showcases the grand design of this property. The principle bedroom benefits from plenty of wardrobe and storage space, while the luxury bathroom suite also has built in storage and great views towards the private woodlands.
Outside this exciting opportunity continues; to the front of the property there is a carriage driveway which provides parking for multiple vehicles and a garage. To the rear, the enormity of the property becomes apparent, with raised patio and decking areas which cater well for entertaining, a heated swimming pool and access on to the private woodlands. The entirety of the plot is approximately 0.9 acres.
Cuffley Hill is an exclusive and prestigious location, hosting some of the areas most luxury homes. Transport links such as Cuffley & Cheshunt train stations are close by, the A10 & M25 as well as bus routes too. An array of amenities are nearby with Cuffley & Goffs Oak‘s respective High Streets within walking distance. The popular Brookfield Farm Shopping Centre is also within a short drive. Highly regarded schooling, both primary & secondary, as well as state and private are near by.
2 Bedroom Apartment For Sale in Bayswater, Paddington
Monmouth Road, W2 £1,350,000
A bright and well-presented two-bedroom, two-bathroom apartment, ideally located on a quiet street yet moments to Westbourne Grove.
Positioned on the top floor (third) with lift, this modern property occupies a desirable corner position and overlooks an attractive garden square. The reception room is bright and spacious with warm wooden floors and adjacent is a fully fitted kitchen and separate utility room. There are two double bedrooms at the end of the vaulted hallway, one of which includes an en-suite shower room.
Monmouth Road is a quiet tree-lined street and is ideally located next to the many popular eateries, coffee shops and amenities on Westbourne Grove. The many attractions of Notting Hill are within walking distance, as is Hyde Park. Nearby transport links include Queensway, Bayswater & Notting Hill Gate (Central, Circle and District Lines.)
3 Bedroom Flat For Sale
Eaton Square, , Belgravia, SW1W £10,750,000
This impeccably presented penthouse apartment, spanning three buildings on the prestigious Eaton Square, boasts meticulous design, direct-lift access, and 24-hour porterage.
The superbly planned accommodation includes a 26‘ reception room with striking vaulted ceilings leading into an exquisitely designed kitchen, separated by a glass-panelled wall. The media room or study, along with the principal bedroom suite, offers views over the treetops of Eaton Square gardens. Two additional bedrooms with en-suite bathrooms and a guest cloakroom complete the layout.
The apartment showcases high-quality materials and joinery throughout, accompanied by modern conveniences such as comfort cooling, underfloor heating, Lutron lighting, Cat 6 cabling, and A/V wiring in the principal rooms and ceilings.
Positioned on the south-east corner of Eaton Square, one of London‘s most desirable addresses, the property is conveniently situated for international shopping, restaurants, hotels, and boutiques in Knightsbridge, Sloane Square, and Hyde Park.
6 Bedroom Detached For Sale in Watford
Aldenham Road, Letchmore Heath, Hertfordshire, WD25 £3,950,000
Located behind secure gates, ‘Heath House‘ stands as an exceptional character property, providing a serene haven away from the bustling road. This impressive residence features a leisure complex, complete with an indoor pool, gym, sauna, steam room, and games room, seamlessly interconnected with the stunning 200ft mature wrap-around gardens.
Boasting six enchanting bedrooms, each accompanied by its own en-suite bathroom, this expansive family home spans an impressive 6,200 sq ft. Positioned in a picturesque rural setting amidst beautiful countryside, it is a mere 7-minute drive from Radlett High Street, offering an array of coffee shops, restaurants, and the Thameslink station.
The property showcases a grand entrance hall with a sweeping staircase, preserving numerous period features and beamed ceilings. It also presents four to five versatile reception rooms, a spacious kitchen with a double-height vaulted ceiling measuring 26 ft x 199 ft, a principal suite featuring a captivating fireplace, dressing room, and luxurious en-suite bathroom. Additionally, there is secure off-street parking for multiple cars and a double covered carport.
Letchmore Heath, situated between Radlett and Aldenham, is a delightful village steeped in history dating back to the 13th century. Adorned with a central green, a pond, and a local pub from the 17th century, the village enjoys excellent transport links, providing easy access to the M1, A41, and M25, along with nearby Radlett and Elstree Thameslink stations, facilitating a convenient commute to Kings Cross St Pancras in under 30 minutes. The area is also well-served by a selection of esteemed schools in both the private and state sectors, including Aldenham, Haberdasher‘s Aske‘s, Edge Grove, and Radlett Prep.
6 Bedroom Detached For Sale in Billerickay
Noak Hill Road, Billericay £1,399,995
Deceptively spacious 6 bedroomed detached home sitting on a plot just under 0.5 acres with double garage and swimming pool externally. Inside, offers three reception rooms in addition to the kitchen family room with three en-suite bedrooms including a stunning suite to the second floor.
Built in 2004, owned and loved since new, this home is being offered for sale for the next family to enjoy. This charming home delivers generous space with large entrance hall, separate lounge and dining room both opening onto the 300 ft garden with its outdoor heated swimming pool. The kitchen with a central island and breakfast bar is certainly a hub for gathering and offers a lounge area too. The duel fuel range cooker, integrated dishwasher and microwave will remain. A separate utility room has access from the rear garden for those muddy feet and an internal courtesy door to the double garage with electric up and over doors. The gas boiler replaced only in October 2023 is located here. A cosy snug or potential study, if required, and ground floor cloakroom complete the accommodation to this floor.
An oak staircase escorts you up and round to the first floor onto the grand part galleried landing. One sizeable double bedroom branches over the double garage. This light filled room has dual aspect windows, built in storage and en-suite shower room. A further great size bedroom overlooking the garden to the rear has a luxurious fully tiled en-suite bathroom with an elegant roll top bath. Two further bedrooms, one currently used as a dressing room, four piece family bathroom as well as storage are all found to this floor.
The second floor reveals a substantial 37ft suite with views over the garden comprising of three open areas including bedroom, dressing area with built in storage and lounge. Complete with en-suite shower this would certainly provide a luxurious master suite or a perfect retreat for those with teenagers or dependant family members.
Externally, a block paved drive sweeps in providing ample parking to the front with attractive gardens and established trees and shrubs around. This area could provide additional abundant parking if you so require. The rear garden extends approx. 300 ft from the house with initial formal lawn with attractive beds leading to the centrally located outdoor heated pool measuring 32` x 16`. Practical artificial grass surrounds this with pump house and shed storage to one side. The garden leads on from here and backs farmland to the rear.
5 Bedroom Detached For Sale in East Finchley
Winnington Road, N2 £6,950,000
Occupying a wider than average plot in one of the areas most distinguished address‘s is Oldacre.
Set on approximately 0.65 of an acre with a south east facing rear elevation, Oldacre currently offers a 4,800 sqft (445 sqm) detached family home which would need a full programme of refurbishment. Alternatively this prime plot has great potential to build a much more substantial super mansion of up to 20,000 sq ft subject to the necessary local planning consents.
Winnington Road is one of North London‘s most prestigious residential avenues and is located off Hampstead Lane (B519) at its southern junction and Lyttleton Road (A1) at its northern end.
It is located close to London's major road network, affording access to London's Heathrow Airport, together with London Stansted, Luton & Gatwick. The property is within 600m of Hampstead Heath and Kenwood House, and moments from Norrice Lea Synagogue.
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